tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8373109764994144189.post5339444462793774646..comments2023-08-10T06:22:02.919-05:00Comments on Musings of a Sarcastic Mind: Why do I Suck at Crocheting?SarcasmInActionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12135151514208369436noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8373109764994144189.post-49980690422470302122011-02-01T10:48:30.336-06:002011-02-01T10:48:30.336-06:00Sarah,
I appreciate any advice I can get from an ...Sarah, <br />I appreciate any advice I can get from an expert hooker. Clearly, you've been hooking for a while. Dropping stitches, eh? So I really DO have to count accurately when I crochet? They weren't BSing me about that? Crap. <br /><br />You can be my mentor hooker, fo sho.SarcasmInActionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12135151514208369436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8373109764994144189.post-86167397028130062802011-01-31T21:26:02.100-06:002011-01-31T21:26:02.100-06:00I am totally an expert hooker. You're dropping...I am totally an expert hooker. You're dropping stitches at the end of each row, biatch. I can see that from over here (in Australia!). Which is awesome, of course, if you are deliberately reducing your rows to make a penis snuggie. But if you wanted to make a SQUARE penis snuggie you may want to consider counting your stitches. Actually, then you have to concentrate and that is BORING as you will probably wish to obsessively rewatch episodes or Flight of the Conchords AND read TheBloggess while you are crocheting, so completely ignore this because it's rubbish. <br /><br />But you are funny and I'm following you as of NOW. <br /><br />Your newest BFF,<br /><br />Sarah xxAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16235255775524330362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8373109764994144189.post-64680131108087255752011-01-30T17:01:51.281-06:002011-01-30T17:01:51.281-06:00Now I totally want a snuggie with a pocket for win...Now I totally want a snuggie with a pocket for wine.Jenny, Bloggesshttp://www.thebloggess.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8373109764994144189.post-46719917875864576402011-01-28T13:38:39.991-06:002011-01-28T13:38:39.991-06:00Buy Crochet for Dummies. I taught myself to knit ...Buy Crochet for Dummies. I taught myself to knit with Knitting for Dummies. Fabulous book. No sarcasm. It really is a great book. There must be one for crochet, too. And anything I can't figure out from the daigrams in the book, I look up on youtube.<br /><br />And I gave you an award on my blog :)Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530731933843032867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8373109764994144189.post-39683888784764619242011-01-28T08:15:55.383-06:002011-01-28T08:15:55.383-06:00How would a penis snuggie work exactly? Would the...How would a penis snuggie work exactly? Would the man's balls go through the mini arm holes? Because if it just covers the schlong, then, it's just a penis blanket, also know as a sock.<br /><br />Keeps the penis warm, but still gives the freedom of moving your balls around.<br /><br />I think you're onto something.Kev D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13557162668726460610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8373109764994144189.post-55735170399581992642011-01-27T21:34:59.994-06:002011-01-27T21:34:59.994-06:00you're really funny & i like you. and i es...you're really funny & i like you. and i especially like it that you call yourself & the other fine female-ish specimens of the bitch group hookers. penis snuggie, i think so! strap it onto your husband & then ask him if he wants the bomb pop from the ice cream man. wait, that sounds totally nasty & not as intended.SherilinRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10667321154367669653noreply@blogger.com