The Crap Inside My Head Scares Me Sometimes

Have you ever had a dream so inappropriate and frightening at the same time that your subconscious woke yourself up with a start and you were shocked and appalled and a little sickened, yet still strangely curious at what was literally just in your mind?
That happened to me last night.  I'm not going to go into details, but I will tell you that it involved a bathtub, nudity, random strangers, flowers, and a bus.
And that is all.
Carry on.