Blogger "Face off" Round 7

 Who can even believe that we are on our SEVENTH round of my blogger "face off?"
Only one more round left after this one..... and then a giveaway!  Yippee!
I've had so much fun "meeting" and learning about other bloggers, and today's ladies are no exception. 
Our noncompetitive competitors today are: 

Sharyn over at FeeFiFoto Blog

VS. Rachel from The Rachel Chronicles: The True and (Un)Amazing Adventures of a Girl and Her Dog.




Read their creative answers, then head over to their blogs ASAP and read more.  Comment a little.  Follow/stalk a lot.  Go for it!

Questions	Blogger A	Blogger B
	Sharyn from FeeFiFoto Blog	Rachel from The Rachel Chronicles: The True and (Un)Amazing  Adventures of a Girl and Her Dog
Name? (real or assumed)	Sharyn, which nobody ever spells right.	Rachel.  Although when I was  a kid my mom bought my sister  and I these dolls that came with birth certificates, and Suzann got a doll whose name  was Suzann, and my doll’s name  was, like, Anne or something, so I threw a royal fit and told  my parents I wanted to change  my name to Anne.  As far as I know, I’m still Rachel though.
How did you come up with your blog’s name?	I didn’t.  The people who designed my blog named it after the web site I own and operate and I’ve never liked it.  I’m hoping to redesign and rename it this summer while my kids are away at camp, but I might spend that time sleeping or watching TV instead, so we’ll see.	Beats the hell out of me.  I’m not very original.  But I’m obviously very egocentric, given the name of my blog. And the subject matter.
How long have you been blogging?	Four long years	15 months
Link to your very first post:	http://bit.ly/ldjSeS    Actually this piece is plagiarized from my original blog but it’s the earliest post on my current blog and it’s much more interesting than my actual first post, which was along the lines of “Hello?  Hello?  Anybody there?  Is this thing on?”	http://bit.ly/l49wYU
Do you have a motto?  If so, what is it?	As you go through life, let this be your goal: Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.	Is “mothereffer” a motto?  It’s so often applicable in my life that it must be a motto.  Right?
Team Edward or Jacob?	Ummm… huh?	Team Carlisle. In fact, you can read about my obsession here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5320230/1/Forever_Yours Yes.  I am a huge nerd who writes fanfiction.  If you’ve  read my blog, you’re not  surprised.
Corey Haim or Cory Feldman?	ibid	Vintage Corey Haim. Def.  I can still remember tearing his poster  out of my Teen Beat and taping  it to my wall to my practice my kissing.  I could just tell that  Corey Feldman would not be as good a kisser.
How much do you love Captain Crunch?	I used to adore him madly but as my love was unrequited I now go steady with Colonel Sanders.	I used to love Cap’n Crunch.  Then this one time at band camp,  I was eating a bowl of the Cap’n and bit down on a tooth.  Not my own. Now if I even  catch sight of the box in the store, it triggers my gag reflex.
Would you rather compete in a hot dog eating contest or a pie eating contest?	Pie.  Pie PIE PIE!!!  Chocolate pie, pecan pie, Key lime pie, chicken pot pie, lemon chiffon pie…	What kind of pie are we talking  about here??  You need to be more specific. Chocolate meringue? Peanut butter?  Bring it.
Favorite swear word:	*%#%^OKGF%@$&{>PUY%^!!!!	See above
How do you like your eggs?	Scrambled and not runny with some salt, pepper, garlic and sugar.	In brownie batter or cookie  dough
Who would you rather see do naked jumping jacks:  Jack Nicholson or Aretha Franklin?	I don’t have sufficient information to answer this question.  For example: How close am I to the jumper?  Am I watching them from the front, side or back?   How many jumping jacks?  Sorry – can’t do it.	Whoa. This is a tough one. At what distance are we observing  these naked jumping jacks?  Because seriously, Aretha could  take you out with one of those  things. You know what, I’ll have  to say Jack. I just don’t want my cause of death to read “Blunt force trauma- hit with Aretha Franklin’s massive chichis.”
What’s more evil: Possums or Satan?	POSSUMS!  They provoke my dog; they have many sharp and scary teeth (although apparently no rabies); and throw themselves in the middle of the road to commit suicide and cause countless drivers to experience guilt trips and nightmares.	Possums. No contest.  When  I was a kid the door to the basement was outside.  My mom would leave cat food on the porch for the  cats (obviously).  But possums  really like cat food.  And one  day, after enjoying herself some cat food, a possum wandered down to the basement through the basement  door that someone (NOT me) had left open. I threw open that door to run down the stairs and grab some ice cream from the  freezer. And came face to face  with evil incarnate. You do not  know fear until you’ve stared a possum in the face. OMG! The  teeth.  This hissing. *whimper* I need you to hold me.
Should jelly shoes make a real comeback?	As long as they’re closed-toe so I don’t have to see too much of the wearers’ feet and I don’t have to wear them because they’re abominably hot and sweaty – sure, what do I care?  The colors are pretty.	No effing way! I’m pretty sure I still have blisters from  the 80’s thanks to those damn  things.
In your opinion, what is our most pressing concern as a society today?	When people say: “The problem is, is that…”	The lax licensing standards for parents. Wait a minute.  A nyone can have a kid???  Well … that explains a lot.
If avoiding laundry was a sport, how would you place: gold, silver, or bronze?	Laundry.  Hmmm… l-a-u-n-d-r-y.  Is that the stuff I drag to and from the dry cleaners every week?	Is Platinum an option?? Can we create a Platinum medal?  Because, seriously, I am the undisputed champ. As attested by the fact that I have  not put away laundry in months. MONTHS. The bed  in my spare room has become  the Mount Kilamanjaro of laundry.
If you were royalty, what would your official title be?	The Queen of No	Czarina of the Universe Obviously.
Please write the first word(s) that comes to your mind for each of these: Sporks Erectile dysfunction Taco Bell Zombies Wine Dandruff Smurfs Miley Cyrus	Sporks- similar to mules: workmanlike and sterile Erectile dysfunction- Should not be advertised on prime time tv Taco Bell –I think they serve Pepsi products there. Zombies – Are getting way to much attention these days Wine -   I’m a cheap date; half a glass of wine and I’m done Dandruff – Better dandruff than head lice Smurfs –are blue Miley Cyrus- Looks much better without that wig.	Sporks - Kentucky Fried Chicken mashed potatoes Erectile dysfunction - I don’t  like to name names ... Taco Bell – nachos  Zombies - Zombie apocalypse preparedness plan Wine - yes more please thank you  Dandruff - they make shampoo  for that Smurfs - Gargamel and Azrael,  Atari Miley Cyrus - Get thee behind me Satan!
On a scale of 1-10, 10 being highest, how much do you love my blog?	This one goes to 11	Eleventy billion (You gave me  an award.  What can I say, I’m  easy like that)
Any final words?	Vote for me.	Rachel’s Life Lesson #372: Don’t wear short skirts when  it’s windy.  Or if you do, make  sure you’re at least wearing  cute undies. You’re welcome.