I'm Sad. Like, Bottom Lip Out, Pouty Sad. With a Tear or Two.

I logged in today and discovered that I lost a follower.

I don't know why or when or how.... but I'm sad.
Hold me.

 

Fellow bloggers, is this common?  How do I keep from taking it personally?

Was it something I said?  Wait.  This is a blog.  Of course it was something I said.  Since...you know... it's words.

What if my missing follower was forced to de-follow me by kidnappers or alien abductors?

Then it's kind of my duty to track him or her down on a rescue mission so he/she can re-follow me.

I've been thinking about other possible scenarios in which someone would de-follow my blog.

Other than kidnapping or alien abduction, I've got:

Loss of internet.

Loss of sanity.

He/she joined the Taliban.

Not enough free stuff or giveaways.

He/she became a monk/nun and took a vow of no social media.

I talk about the end of the world too much.

I don't swear enough in this blog.

There's not enough nudity in this blog.

This blog sucks.

I suck.

I'm not remotely funny.

I have no friends.

People only follow me out of pity.

I really, really suck.

Why am I even here?

Wow, this de-following thing hurts a gal's self esteem.