Operation Play MORE

I had a realization a few days ago.  An epiphany, if you will.
 I don't play anymore.  
When did I stop playing?  When did I stop running through the rain and playing Ghost in the Graveyard and doing barefoot cartwheels in the neighbors' lawns?  When did I go from playful and lively and young, to tired and boring and jaded?

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Occupy Frito Lay

I'm here today with a quickie post to propose a new occupy movement.  A rebellion, if you will.  We must stand up and be heard.  Here's what I'm proposing:
I'm so tired of walking into my local grocery store FULL OF HOPE and seeing that alas, cheeseburger-flavored Doritos are still gone.  Absent from chip shelves.  And I die a little more every time this happens.  This is America.  Land of the free.  Land of the fatties who love snack foods.  Land of the people who think going out in public in pajama pants is socially acceptable.... but that's for another time.  Every day that goes by with no Cheeseburger Doritos is another win for the freedom-hating terrorists.

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