Musings of a Sarcastic Mind is the overly spoiled, sometimes neglected, always well-fed brain child of the snarky Ms. Sarcasm. She's a regular Midwestern girl with irregular talents, such as; the ability to make people uncomfortable with her profanity-ridden language and constant sexual innuendos, always finding a way to say exactly the wrong thing at the wrong time (or the right thing at the wrong time. It's a matter of opinion, really.), spending money ferociously, loving friends and family fiercely, and laying on the couch with the finesse of a graceful ballerina who hasn't shaved her legs in a while and forgot her tutu and shoes because she can't remember a damn thing so she wears a Snuggie instead. Ms. Sarcasm works her job, mothers her kids, wife's her husband (wait, what?) cuddles the cats, cooks the food, blogs the blog here and there, and is constantly on Amazon.com. If you happen to see her with a glass of wine in her hand and laughing at someone, then well, you've seen the real her.