How Early Morning Texts Led to a Genius Book Idea. AKA, Don't Ever Give Me Your Cell Phone Number.

Texting conversation between the amazing Marianna at Snappy Surprise and I starting at 5:30 this morning:
Me:  Good morning!  I refuse to get ready for work.  I'm going to barricade myself in the bathroom.  I'll hide here all day.  There's plenty of water....I have my phone....My Bloggess Book (order here.  It's fucking worth it you guys.  HILARIOUS.) But no snacks.  Shit.  Unless Xanax can be considered a snack??

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50 Shades of Sexually Frustrated. YES I'M READING THESE BOOKS.

Ok bloggy friends, I totally caved in to the pressure and hype and downloaded the 50 Shades of Grey books written by EL James.  I've read through the first two quickly and figured since the books have encompassed ALL my free time and my dreams as of late, I'd better write about them here.  Kind of like my very own sarcastic and profanity-laden book review.  Here goes.

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