My Kind of Coupons

I bought my Hubby a "coupon" book of "love" for his birthday a few months back.

We haven't used it once.

Between Wee One refusing to sleep so we are in her room every night cramped on the floor, and us fighting with each other out of sheer exhaustion, there's ZERO urge to open up the Get Lucky scratch tickets and get kinky.

What I'd really like to give him is a coupon book of my own creation.  It'll contain scratch-off tickets that include: