Dickeyville.

Picture it.
Senior year.  
1996.
Jerry McGuire and Fargo were the big movies.
The Spice Girls were a hit.
I still had a perm.
Times were clearly tough....
My two best friends at the time, let's call them Thelma and Louise, decided on a whim to ditch school for a day. I was a total loser  chicken shit responsible student and couldn't force myself to join them.

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It's My Hermit Time of Year

This is the time of year when I get the urge to go all antisocial, creepy old cat lady and hole up in my house and never leave.  It's probably the fact that it's colder and colder every day and snow is in the forecast and it's dark at fucking 4:00 in the afternoon which affects vitamin D levels and ups the depression ante with seasonal affective disorder..... whatever the reason, I simply want to turn on the fireplace, make pots and pots of coffee, read the internets, bake some shit, and never leave my home.  This is exactly probably why I secretly hope for the zombie apocalypse to strike at any time.  Then I'd have a logical excuse to never go outside.

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Let's Hear it for the Boy

I've come to the realization that I quite often make the Hubby the butt of my sarcastic and rude humor on this blog.  And although he does technically ask for it what with the stupid man DNA stuck in every cell of his body, I figured I should dedicate a post to positive attributes that the Hubby does in fact have.
They are:
1. he mows the lawn and takes out the garbage.  I loathe both those tasks.

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My Kind of Coupons

I bought my Hubby a "coupon" book of "love" for his birthday a few months back.
We haven't used it once.
Between Wee One refusing to sleep so we are in her room every night cramped on the floor, and us fighting with each other out of sheer exhaustion, there's ZERO urge to open up the Get Lucky scratch tickets and get kinky.

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**UPDATED** One Year Anniversary. Holy Hell.

According to the random number generator, the winner is........
Angela from Begging the Answer!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woo hoo girlie!  Email me your info so I can ship away :)
On November 11, 2010, a very special, very "unique" bloggy baby was born unto the interwebs.
She was named "Musings of a Sarcastic Mind" because her momma had nothing better for a name, so she settled on a lame title.  It would not be the first, nor the last, time the bloggy baby momma would settle for lameness.

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Because I Said So

I'm guest posting over at La Casa Di Frigerio today!
It's a piece about "imperfect parenting," and if there's one thing I am, it's imperfect.
And short.  Also, sassy, profane, lazy, and too social.  Plus awkward and immature.
But mainly?  Imperfect.
Check it out!

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Relationship Advice from Me to You. Really, People. What The Hell Were You Thinking?

A few posts ago I wrote about how awesome the communication lines are between the Hubby and myself.  Remember?  Then, I offered to dole out invaluable relationship and communication advice to any poor saps readers who dare to ask.  And guess what?  Some dared.
So here are some reader questions regarding relationships, along with my answers.  Because nothing says "doctorate in marriage counseling" like the shitty advice I give out for free.
Here's a good one from Jenn from Fox in the City:

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