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My Secret Girl Crush

I've never told this to anyone, including the Hubby.
So I guess this makes all of my readers, plus random Internet surfers who stumble upon this blog, privy to some pretty important stuff. Top secret, national security type stuff.

Ok.  Here goes. Deep breath......  I have a secret girl crush on Susanna Hoffs.

And just like that, it's no longer a secret.

Remember The Bangles? Of course you do.  If you have good taste in music and an actual long term memory you do.....

Here's Susanna during her Walk Like an Egyptian and Manic Monday period of life:
 
Hi, I'm a pretty, petite 80s rock girl with an angelic voice and mad guitar skills.  

Susanna today:

Hi, I'm in my early 50s and still smokin hot and talented, even though I could technically be your mom.

I defy you to find someone who's aged better than Susanna.

Hence, my girl crush.  I love that she can rock it out and still looks amazing and like she hasn't gained one solitary pound or wrinkle in 30-odd years.  I want to hold her hand and smell her hair and then sit front row while she performs.  Doesn't she just look like she smells good? And she's so pixie petite you just want to pick her up and carry her around and keep her.
When she does her side of the eyes glancing thing and then looks right into the camera, it's like she's totally looking at me. 

My all time favorite Susanna Hoffs/Bangles song?  In Your Room.




Second would be Eternal Flame.
Oh the memories.

Check out this acoustic Manic Monday.  Listen to her sweet, sweet voice.  *sigh*  I'm in love.



How about a 2001 rendition of Eternal Flame now??


Have I helped bring out your girl crush too, ladies?
Boys, I bet you already knew this and were just waiting for one of us to admit it.
Susannah Hoffs = hot
I'm secure enough in my femininity to admit this.

8 Comment:

Aimee January 25, 2011 at 7:28 PM  

Milla Jovovich. Always and forever. That sweet piece of ass can beat the shit outta me with any stick she wants.

SherilinR January 25, 2011 at 11:10 PM  

how is it that she looks younger now than back in the 80's pic? is that fabulous genetics or a talented plastic surgeon?
my girl crush is total gina gershon. she still makes my heart go pitter pat all stupid like.

Kev D. January 26, 2011 at 7:29 AM  

Mike Holmes from Holmes on Holmes.

Oh wait... secret girl crush... ??? oh... geez... whoops.

Lisa January 26, 2011 at 7:56 AM  

Hate to ruin your crush, as you have made good points, but living in the age of technology has made me keenly aware of all the tricks of photography. In real life, she has deep gray roots, crows feet like no other, and, even though you can't see it in her picture, an ass as big as Texas. At least that is what I tell myself to make me feel better.

SarcasmInAction January 26, 2011 at 8:40 AM  

OOOOooo! I love Mike Holmes! When he's in his wife beater and overalls... YUM.

Milla Jovovich? I do love her fierce eyes.

Gina Gershon is super pretty too.

Alas, Susannah will stay on my girl crush pedestal.

Steam Me Up, Kid January 27, 2011 at 12:36 AM  

I practiced those look-to-the-left, look-to-the-right-without-moving-your-head eyes all the time when In Your Room came out. She's a cute little piece a pie. Is that a real expression? It is now.

Brandy Rose January 27, 2011 at 12:38 PM  

My girl crush is on Summer Glau. She's a geek goddess.

Brahm (alfred lives here) January 29, 2011 at 6:38 PM  

Ooh, I used to have such a secret girl crush on her. And on Stevie Nicks. Love them!

I mean her solo stuff blew, and she acted in a really bad teen movie whose name I forget but for some reason I think was directed by her Mom, but when the Bangles did In My Room and Hazy Shade of Winter, wow, even this gay guy got excited!

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