I'm a Comment and Follower Whore

In an effort to prove that I will pretty much do anything, and I mean anything legal and moral and fully clothed, to get more followers and comments, I'm setting up a give away.  That's right.  A freebie.  For the people.

All you need to do is one, or both cuz I love overachievers,
of the following:

A.  Comment on this post and one other post of mine in the archives.  That you've actually read.  There may be a quiz.  And not true/false or multiple choice quiz either.  So read it.  And comment in a quality manner, don't type, "look, a comment."  Or, "here's my comment."  Or, "enter me in the drawing."  Or, "I'm in!" Write something witty please.  Make me laugh.  How bossy am I today?  Geez.  Look at all the hoops I'm making you jump through....

B.  Become a follower if you aren't already. (current followers will automatically be entered in the drawing. Unless you want to opt out.  Of the free prize.  But who would wanna do that?  It's free, so play along and pretend you're having fun, dammit.)

I will then do a drawing of the people who have commented and/or followed on Sunday, January 23.

The winner will be notified and we will set up communication through email so I can send you your choice from one of two prizes of holy awesomeness:

 The "I'm more interesting on my blog" mousepad

Or the, "I'm not ignoring you, your comment is awaiting moderation" coffee mug.






Come on guys.  Don't make me comment on my own posts to give away the prize to myself cuz that would be kinda lame.