How Not To Bake
I"m trying my hardest to bake tres leches cupcakes but I keep sticking my finger in the can of ever-lovin sweetened condensed milk and licking it. And when I'm not sticking my finger in the nectar of the gods, I'm sticking a spoon in it to scoop more up. And when I'm not spooning the glorious sweetness into my mouth, I'm dipping my tongue straight into the can. like a dog lapping up water. I'm shameless and pathetic and self-inducing diabetes into my body AND not finishing my cupcakes but for the love of Jesus that sweetened condensed milk is SO damn good!
I'm also wondering if there isn't some sort of self-help group I need to join for this behavior.
Well, off to open a new can and try to keep my tongue out of it. We'll see what happens. In the very least, there won't need to be some made up, lame excuse about why I can't share 2 dozen cupcakes with others...
Cupcake recipe here
I'm also wondering if there isn't some sort of self-help group I need to join for this behavior.
Well, off to open a new can and try to keep my tongue out of it. We'll see what happens. In the very least, there won't need to be some made up, lame excuse about why I can't share 2 dozen cupcakes with others...
Cupcake recipe here
5 Comment:
that sounds gross & wonderful, all at the same time.
Pretty much my life's theme, Sherilin!
lol, mine too!
Oooh...I'm so making these!
I've never tasted it out of the can and now I am compelled to go open one so I can taste it. This can't be a good thing. Thanks.
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