Blogger "Face Off" Round 3

Ladies and Gentlemen!  Children of all ages (over 18)!
Weiners and his Tweety chicks!
Welcome to the finest blogger face off on earth.
Today, Round 3 featuring:
Russell from No Longer Quiet
 
VS.

Lin from Linney's Vault




They had buttons for me to grab!  I need to get a button....

Enjoy their thought provoking responses.  Linny?  Love ketchup on my eggs. Have you ever tried salsa?  Russell? Your love of Captain Crunch inspires me to love it more.

Questions	Blogger A	Blogger B
	Russell at No Longer Quiet	Lin from Linny’s Vault
Name? (real or assumed)	Russell	Lin
How did you come up with your blog’s name?	My blog name came about when was trying to figure out a domain name.  I wanted something to signify how I felt about my blog.  My blog is a place were I can be me.  It is my safe place.  It is were I don’t have to watch my mouth.  It is were I can no longer be quiet.  (See what I did there?)	My husband came up with  it for me. It had something to do with Elaine saying  she’ll ‘put it in the vault’  during a Seinfeld episode.  Strange I know, but it  somehow made sense &  fit me perfectly.
How long have you been blogging?	I have been blogging since March 23, 2011	2 years on the 17th of  this month.
Link to your very first post:	www.nolongerquiet.com/2011/03/beginnings.html	Ok, but just know that  I’m never as perky as  I sounded in this post:  http://bit.ly/jgCgLI
Do you have a motto?  If so, what is it?	Respect.  It’s an important word and the most important lesson I teach my kids.	Ninja’s always win so  don’t try arm wrestling them.
Team Edward or Jacob?	Only because I have to, Team Edward.  Because something about Jacob makes me want to punch him in the face!	Neither. I know I could  possibly be stoned to  death for this but I don’t like these movies.
Corey Haim or Cory Feldman?	Feldman, but only because he is still breathing.	Haim. I had the biggest  crush on him in ‘License to Drive’. If he hadn’t been such a druggie he probably could have made it big.  Maybe.
How much do you love Captain Crunch?	Captain Crunch is such lovely goodness!  I am all of a sudden hungry for Captain Crunch.  It is God’s nectar!	As much as I love stubbing my toe. I’m a Lucky Charms kinda gal.
Would you rather compete in a hot dog eating contest or a pie eating contest?	You know this sounds like one of those questions that has sexual implications.  Hot Dogs or Pie.  For me?  Definitely Pie!	Pie. But it would have to  be something awesome  like Double Cream Lemon Pie.
Favorite swear word:	This is a word that I recently learned through twitter.  ASSHAT!	I have a lot but I’ve been  known to use ‘Fuck’ as  much as the cast of Superbad.
How do you like your eggs?	Scrambled	Scrambled with ketchup
Who would you rather see do naked jumping jacks:  Jack Nicholson or Aretha Franklin?	Wow, I would have to say Aretha.  Can I say neither though?  These are images that I no need to scrub out of my head.  Where is my wire brush?	Oh geez, these are not  good options as both will  most likely have their fun  bags flopping all over the  place. But I think I’d rather  go with old Jacky boy. I’d like to see what exactly has been driving the lady’s wild for years.
What’s more evil: Possums or Satan?	This is a trick question, isn’t Satan a Possum?	Possums. They’re disgusting giant rats *shudder*.
Should jelly shoes make a real comeback?	I had to Google this, because, um, I just had to.  And I should say I hope not.	Absolutely not. There’s  nothing worse than sweaty feet other than being able  to see the feet actually  sweating.
In your opinion, what is our most pressing concern as a society today?	Whether or not Blogger will shut down this week, again.	There are so many…. Politian’s are corrupt,  our gun laws suck, we’re in countries we have no  business being in, taxes  are too high…shoot, gas prices alone are too high. *rant over*
If avoiding laundry was a sport, how would you place: gold, silver, or bronze?	I would be disqualified because I love doing laundry!	GOLD all the way!
If you were royalty, what would your official title be?	I would probably be the Royal Duke of Scottsdale,  or something.  (for the record I have never been to Scottsdale.)	Duchess Lin of You’re  Always Wrong & I’m  Always Right
Please write the first word(s) that comes to your mind for each of these: Sporks Erectile dysfunction Taco Bell Zombies Wine Dandruff Smurfs Miley Cyrus	Sporks Sporking Erectile dysfunction  blue pills Taco Bell Yummy stomach death Zombies Not a bad way to go Wine Twitter Jail Dandruff Shampoo Smurfs Boobs (I feel I need to explain.  Katy Perry is playing smurfette in the new Smurfs movie.  When I think of her I think of boobs.) Miley Cyrus No Talent Hack (At least my kids think so.)	Sporks – Awesomeness Erectile dysfunction –  Henry Winkler Taco Bell – Ugly dog Zombies – Apocalypse Wine – Red Dandruff - Shampoo Smurfs – Nerds Miley Cyrus – Overrated.
On a scale of 1-10, 10 being highest, how much do you love my blog?	This is a pressure packed question!  I would give you a 9.9995.  You are pretty freaking hilarious!	Gonna be honest, I’ve  only been here a few times but so far I’m diggin’ it so I give it a… 9.5! Yay you.
Any final words?	You ever have one of those moments were you just want to be the funniest that you have ever been but the words escape you?  Yeah this is that moment! Thanks for having me!	This was fun! Sorry for  my wordy answers, it jus t goes to show I don’t have many friends & will talk  as long as someone listens. I mean, what? Ha, I have  tons of friends, I swear.

Go read them and follow them.  Now.  Do it.  Don't make me tell on you for being defiant.

And if you've missed them, check out Rounds One and Two.