Blogger "Face off" Round 7

 Who can even believe that we are on our SEVENTH round of my blogger "face off?"
Only one more round left after this one..... and then a giveaway!  Yippee!
I've had so much fun "meeting" and learning about other bloggers, and today's ladies are no exception. 
Our noncompetitive competitors today are: 

Sharyn over at FeeFiFoto Blog

VS. Rachel from The Rachel Chronicles: The True and (Un)Amazing Adventures of a Girl and Her Dog.

The Rachel Chronicles

Read their creative answers, then head over to their blogs ASAP and read more.  Comment a little.  Follow/stalk a lot.  Go for it!

Blogger A
Blogger B

Sharyn from FeeFiFoto Blog
Rachel from

Name? (real or assumed)
Sharyn, which nobody ever spells right.

Rachel.  Although when I was
 a kid my mom bought my sister
 and I these dolls that came
with birth certificates, and
Suzann got a doll whose name
 was Suzann, and my doll’s name
 was, like, Anne or something,
so I threw a royal fit and told
 my parents I wanted to change
 my name to Anne.  As far as
I know, I’m still Rachel though.

How did you come up with your blog’s name?
I didn’t.  The people who designed my blog named it after the web site I own and operate and I’ve never liked it.  I’m hoping to redesign and rename it this summer while my kids are away at camp, but I might spend that time sleeping or watching TV instead, so we’ll see.
Beats the hell out of me.
 I’m not very original.
 But I’m obviously very
egocentric, given the name
of my blog.
And the subject matter.
How long have you been blogging?
Four long years
15 months
Link to your very first post:
Actually this piece is plagiarized from my original blog but it’s the earliest post on my current blog and it’s much more interesting than my actual first post, which was along the lines of “Hello?  Hello?  Anybody there?  Is this thing on?”

Do you have a motto?  If so, what is it?
As you go through life, let this be your goal: Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.
Is “mothereffer” a motto? 
It’s so often applicable in my
life that it must be a motto.
Team Edward or Jacob?

Ummm… huh?
Team Carlisle. In fact, you can
read about my obsession here:
Yes.  I am a huge nerd who
writes fanfiction.  If you’ve
 read my blog, you’re not

Corey Haim or Cory Feldman?

Vintage Corey Haim. Def.  I can
still remember tearing his poster
 out of my Teen Beat and taping
 it to my wall to my practice my kissing.  I could just tell that
 Corey Feldman would not be
as good a kisser.
How much do you love Captain Crunch?
I used to adore him madly but as my love was unrequited I now go steady with Colonel Sanders.
I used to love Cap’n Crunch. 
Then this one time at band camp,
 I was eating a bowl of the
Cap’n and bit down on a tooth. 
Not my own. Now if I even
 catch sight of the box in the
store, it triggers my gag reflex.
Would you rather compete in a hot dog eating contest or a pie eating contest?
Pie.  Pie PIE PIE!!!  Chocolate pie, pecan pie, Key lime pie, chicken pot pie, lemon chiffon pie…
What kind of pie are we talking
 about here??  You need to be
more specific. Chocolate
meringue? Peanut butter?
 Bring it. 
Favorite swear word:
See above
How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled and not runny with some salt, pepper, garlic and sugar.
In brownie batter or cookie
Who would you rather see do naked jumping jacks:  Jack Nicholson or Aretha Franklin?
I don’t have sufficient information to answer this question.  For example: How close am I to the jumper?  Am I watching them from the front, side or back?   How many jumping jacks?  Sorry – can’t do it.
Whoa. This is a tough one. At
what distance are we observing
 these naked jumping jacks? 
Because seriously, Aretha could
 take you out with one of those
 things. You know what, I’ll have
 to say Jack. I just don’t want
my cause of death to read
“Blunt force trauma- hit with
Aretha Franklin’s massive chichis.”
What’s more evil: Possums or Satan?
POSSUMS!  They provoke my dog; they have many sharp and scary teeth (although apparently no rabies); and throw themselves in the middle of the road to commit suicide and cause countless drivers to experience guilt trips and nightmares.
Possums. No contest.  When
 I was a kid the door to the
basement was outside.  My
mom would leave cat food on the porch for the
 cats (obviously).  But possums
 really like cat food.  And one
 day, after enjoying herself
some cat food, a possum
wandered down to the
basement through the basement
 door that someone (NOT me)
had left open. I threw open that
door to run down the stairs and
grab some ice cream from the
 freezer. And came face to face
 with evil incarnate. You do not
 know fear until you’ve stared a possum in the face. OMG! The
 teeth.  This hissing.
*whimper* I need you to hold me.

Should jelly shoes make a real comeback?
As long as they’re closed-toe so I don’t have to see too much of the wearers’ feet and I don’t have to wear them because they’re abominably hot and sweaty – sure, what do I care?  The colors are pretty.
No effing way! I’m pretty
sure I still have blisters from
 the 80’s thanks to those damn
In your opinion, what is our most pressing concern as a society today?
When people say: “The problem is, is that…”
The lax licensing standards for parents. Wait a minute.  A
nyone can have a kid??? 
Well … that explains a lot.
If avoiding laundry was a sport, how would you place: gold, silver, or bronze?
Laundry.  Hmmm… l-a-u-n-d-r-y.  Is that the stuff I drag to and from the dry cleaners every week?
Is Platinum an option??
Can we create a Platinum
medal?  Because, seriously,
I am the undisputed champ. As attested by the fact that I have
 not put away laundry in
months. MONTHS. The bed
 in my spare room has become
 the Mount Kilamanjaro of
If you were royalty, what would your official title be?
The Queen of No
Czarina of the Universe

Please write the first word(s) that comes to your mind for each of these:
Erectile dysfunction
Taco Bell
Miley Cyrus
Sporks- similar to mules: workmanlike and sterile
Erectile dysfunction-
Should not be advertised on prime time tv
Taco Bell –I think they serve Pepsi products there.
Zombies –
Are getting way to much attention these days
Wine -   I’m a cheap date; half a glass of wine and I’m done
Dandruff – Better dandruff than head lice
Smurfs –are blue
Miley Cyrus- Looks much better without that wig.
Sporks - Kentucky Fried
Chicken mashed potatoes
Erectile dysfunction - I don’t
 like to name names ...
Taco Bell – nachos
 Zombies - Zombie apocalypse preparedness plan
Wine - yes more please
thank you
 Dandruff - they make shampoo
 for that
Smurfs - Gargamel and Azrael,
 Atari Miley Cyrus - Get thee
behind me Satan!
On a scale of 1-10, 10 being highest, how much do you love my blog?
This one goes to 11
Eleventy billion (You gave me
 an award.  What can I say, I’m
 easy like that)
Any final words?
Vote for me.
Rachel’s Life Lesson #372:
Don’t wear short skirts when
 it’s windy.  Or if you do, make
 sure you’re at least wearing
 cute undies.

You’re welcome.

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